When we last left our heroes, they were riding frantically toward Gilneas to stymie Abercrombie’s nefarious plan … whatever that might be. They’re joined by the druid whose name is not Spot and the mysterious girl called Miranda. Lolegolas hasn’t been able to wash his hair for six months, and he’s getting crabby.
The four stormed through Dun Morogh with all the speed of a tank blurring through a dungeon. When they finally pulled up to camp in the Wetlands, Throgg jumped from his mount and virtually charged to help Lolegolas down from his own steed.
“You’re hurt,” the orc said brusquely. “Undead? How long have you been hiding this wound?”
The blood elf grunted as he peeled his shirt sleeve up from his arm. “Caught a fang or something toward the end. I was rushed on account of you going missing. I’m not sure how bad it is.”
The druid pulled a fallen log near a barren patch of dirt. “Time for the nurse.”
Lolegolas cocked his head to the side. “The nurse?”
Without another word, the Gilnean pulled a small contraption out of his pocket. It looked like a bandage rolled up tightly inside a wire box. “Pssst,” the druid whispered at the box. “Time is money, and wounds take time!”
A puff of smoke appeared on the ground. When it cleared away, a goblin dressed in a nurse’s uniform stood nonchalantly. “Who?” he said without prompting.
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