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Phat Loot Phriday: Helm of Maddening Whispers
Joystiq Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most … interesting … loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing … |
“It talks,” Throgg said, handing the helmet over to his blood elf friend. The two were riding north from Arathi Basin. “Hold it up to your ear.”
“Well, I’ll be,” Lolegolas answered. “It’s just saying ‘I can haz’ over and over, though.” He passed the helmet back. “Maybe something about Friday.”
“It’s the Helm of Maddening Whispers,” the orc explained. “Good for fighters, bad for sanity.”
“So it just repeats memes over and over?” the elf asked. “I guess that could drive you crazy.”
“However, I know just which seat to take,” Throgg answered perfectly deadpan. “Hey, don’t you owe me a puppy?”
Helm of Maddening Whispers
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Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most … interesting … loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.
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“I just think it’s a contradiction,” Throgg said. “That’s all.”
“If you bring up Starburst, so help me … ” Lolegolas threatened.
Throgg wrinkled his brow. “No. It’s just that the Helm of the Blind Seer is odd. It’s great for spell druids, I guess, but it’s an obvious contradiction.”
“You mean a blind seer? But that makes sense. It’s a metaphor, an allegory. Like all ‘I’m blind but I can see the future.’ The kids love that stuff.”
“Uh, no,” Throgg replied. “It’s that it’s a helm. Shouldn’t it be like a bandage, or maybe spectacles, or goggles, or something? And it’s not even much of a helm. It’s like some feathers glued together and lit up by a blacklight. Druids are all ravers nowadays.”
“It’s the mushrooms, man,” Lolegolas sighed. “Mushrooms are bad news.”
Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most … interesting … loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.
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Phat Loot Phriday: Helm of the Blind Seer originally appeared on WoW Insider on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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